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Received this from a friend today via email. Found it to be rather witty :)
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A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him clean the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "'Give me your e-mail address & I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date that you may start work." The man replied, "But I don't have a computer, nor an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And whoever doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than 2 hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times, & returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive this way, & started to go everyday earlier, & return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, & then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, & decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, & chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, & yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while & replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1. Internet / email is not the solution to your life.
2. If you don't have internet / email & work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3. If you received this message by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, & not any close to being a millionaire...
Have a great day!!!
P.S. - Do not forward this email back to me; I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!
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A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him clean the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "'Give me your e-mail address & I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date that you may start work." The man replied, "But I don't have a computer, nor an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And whoever doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than 2 hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times, & returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive this way, & started to go everyday earlier, & return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, & then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, & decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, & chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, & yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while & replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1. Internet / email is not the solution to your life.
2. If you don't have internet / email & work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3. If you received this message by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, & not any close to being a millionaire...
Have a great day!!!
P.S. - Do not forward this email back to me; I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!
posted by blurrblob at 6/07/2007 10:23:00 PM
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