"My Twelve Apostles" - my version

Simon, Peter - the one who's married
James, son of Zebedee - the first one who's martyred
John - the one who's faithful
Andrew - the one older than Simon
Philip - the responsible one
Bartholomew - the wise one
Matthew - the one who's smart-&-fast
Thomas - the one who's careless
James, son of Alphaeus - the one with "no info"
Thaddaeus - the "bo-chap" one
Simon - the odd-one-out
Judas - the one who's unappreciative & indifferent