Funnies - Family Problems

Two men, one American & an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so-called homely girl, from a village, whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love.. I told them that openly & now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages? ... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved & dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter & so my father became my son-in-law & I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother & my wife my grandmother. More problems occur when I had a son. My son is my father's brother & so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, i.e. my brother, is ny grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather & I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.. ??!!!"

~ forwarded joke ~