2 Blonde Jokes.. Jz for fun.. Hope no one minds..

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type & started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house & asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed & told her that the paint & other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation & said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "& I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"& by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by & asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, "I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied, "Im blonde, I'm beautiful, & I'm going to New York."
The attendant said, "That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, & I'm going to New York."
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain & told him about the blonde. The captain went & whispered something in the blonde's ear & the blonde immeadiately got up & went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."