Christian humour ?

Jesus & Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, & frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, & from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan & Jesus sat down at the keyboards & typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels & cards.

They created charts & graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man!

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency & Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, &, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen & screamed every curse word known in the underworld! Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, & each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this & became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work & I don't have any?"

God just shrugged & said,

JESUS SAVES

~ Source: colleague ~