Have you ever?

Have you ever tried rushing up an escalator but found it impossible because Singaporeans simply do not know how to keep to the left?

Have you ever tried rushing through a crowded place but can't seem to get anywhere because of 2 Singaporeans walking ahead of you with feet weighing approximately 1000 tons?

Have you ever been to a movie with Singaporeans talking on their handphones even after the movie has started?

Have you ever been forced to apply emergency brakes because a Singaporean husband who's driving his car in front of you suddenly comes to a halt because he's fetching his Singaporean wife who's slowly strolling to their car while talking on her mobile?

Have you ever been to Malaysia with Singaporeans who decide to throw rubbish anywhere just because there are no "fine $500 for littering" signs there?

Have you ever been to public toilets used by Singaporeans?